Jack Sprat could eat no fat
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Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So between the two of them
They licked the platter clean
Jack ate all the lean
Joan ate all the fat
The bone they picked it clean
Then gave it to the cat
Jack Sprat was wheeling
His wife by the ditch
The barrow turned over
And in the ditch she fell
Says Jack, “She’ll be drowned!
But Joan did reply
I don’t think I shall
For the ditch is quite dry.
